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MegaMan X7: The Review
Playing MegaMan X7 is a bad idea. I wouldn’t wish it on myself, my loved ones, my friends, or even my worst enemies. X7 is, for all intents and purposes, the ultimate bastard child of the MegaMan franchise. Having played nearly all the classic, X, Zero, ZX, and a good portion of Battle Network(ok, half of them) games I can safely say with firm confidence that X7 is the worst title in the...
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“We need a crow boss that sounds like a crow. Then we need an onion boss that sounds like a crow. Then we need a kangaroo boss that sounds like a duck. And then we need a hyena boss that sounds like a serial killer. I think that should just about round out the cast.” -MegaMan X7 production team memeber
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We’re finally at the last stage. Couldn’t beat final Sigma because it takes for-fucking-ever, so we saved it there. I can’t wait to be done with this drek.
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The audio in this game is so atrocious we’ve put the game on mute and listening to Sims 1 music instead.
Ahhh good ol’ Sims. A fun game. A good game, even. Not like this piece of shit I’ve subjected myself to tonight.
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Tons of (no)Fun With Tornado Tonion!
I have a headache.
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MegaMan X7: A Non Believer in Depth Perception.
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They couldn’t even get the death explosions right. They. Couldn’t. Even. Get. That. RIGHT.
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I spent the whole intro level trying to figure out how to make Axl’s hover to work. I’ve yet to figure it out.
Oh also, apparently the controls are so bad when you climb up walls you’re literally pushed back.
Now we’re on Zero’s part!
OMF. YAH. HEE. OOOH.
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“That’s what I fucking want. Pauly Shore quotes while we’re playing X7. Why don’t you just let loose an 800 pound gorilla in my apartment to rape me in the ass while we’re at it.”-Anthony